Jun
28
Extramerital.
(This is in response to a Dan Savage advice where he told a woman to let her friend have and affair…as it would save her marriage)
Me: There are like two people I would have an affair with.
Husband: You couldn’t even hide it! I know where you would be. “Honey…are you at Jason’s again?”
Me: SHUT UP!
Husband: It’s so obvious you have a crush on Jason!
Me: It’s not my fault…he’s all cute and huggable and kissable. I blame his parents for genetics! *SIGH* I would have an affair with jason.
Husband: I know.
