Dateline here I come!
I swear my neighbor is a serial killer. People always go into the house and NEVER come out. I am home usually 24/7. You know this because…well you just do. I wish I could be like Jessica Fletcher and get into the house and look around. However, this isn’t TV and this is real life (?). I have seen a woman go into the house and the bitch never left. She is probably on his front lawn being used as a weird grass grower or something.
The man loads his truck at night by flashlight and never comes out during the day unless he has to go somewhere.
Now, you’re saying i have too much time on my hands. I promptly and pilotey say to you…fuck off…this is REALITY people! I could be living near the next Bundy. You’re all complainging about your neighbors being loud and not cutting their grass. I have a person who lures women into his house and then murders them and probably eats them and makes their bones into utensils like the native americans!
Why do I watch him? I will one day catch him and I will shout at him, “OF COURSE” just like Jessica Fletch does. This is not done to show him that I have figured it out, but to confuse him and then capture him.
ME: OF COURSE
HIM: WHAT?!
*I tackle him and put him under arrest*
*SIGH* Back to reality. The bitch kills people…he is creepy and I can’t prove it. I make this my goal.
