May
18
Actual convo
I had to listen to this while in line at the DMV Today
Girl (to her dad): I just got rid of breakfast
Me:……….
Girl: I had to tell Jay not to look behind the car because I projectiled Vomited.
Me:………………
Dad: Maybe you caught what your sister had.
Girl: I shouldn’t have had that coke.
Me: *making a face*
Girl: There were so many chunks of egg in there.
Me (to Christian): Do you want to go home and see if we can do this online?