December 2011
1 post
The Letter of the Law
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September 2011
1 post
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May 2010
1 post
GRRR ARRGGHH
I sort of feeling a little empty and sad for LITERALLY no reason at all. Secondly, I want everyone I pretty much know dead right now. I can’t write ANYWHERE about how I feel because people read it everywhere. Jason if you read this….I don’t hate you. I still want to have hot man on man sex with you every time I see your picture and I’m sad we don’t see each other more...
August 2009
2 posts
July 2009
8 posts
June 2009
8 posts
Extramerital.
(This is in response to a Dan Savage advice where he told a woman to let her friend have and affair…as it would save her marriage)
Me: There are like two people I would have an affair with.
Husband: You couldn’t even hide it! I know where you would be. “Honey…are you at Jason’s again?”
Me: SHUT UP!
Husband: It’s so obvious you have a crush on Jason!
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EXCUSES
I feel like I should just live on mars with my eyes glued shut, my mouth sewn shut and my fingers in my ears. I hate everyone and their awful excuses!
Xzaxza=Christian...I refuse to retype!
The Spinal tap has come and gone. The first day after, I felt a little bit of back pain. It was more like I had slept incorrectly but it hurt a little more than that. I went to bed and woke up the next morning with the same pain. <lj user=xzaxza> looked at the wound and said he thought it was still a little oozy. We bandaged it back up and I went to have breakfast. What soon followed was...
To eat
Things Riley loves to eat:
Medication bottles, pills, wooden handles, toilet paper, pillows, pet beds, sea shells, dirt, bubble solution.
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
The other day Christian and I were in the car talking about various people that we know and a particular couple who had split up and had reconciled what ever relationship they had. I was the one, again, who was the destroyer of their relationship or the scapegoat. Childishly I was deleted from the facebook off one of their pages and Christian was not. Xtian: Why does everyone end up hating you in...
May 2009
12 posts
Another world
I’m not speaking about the soap opera. The other night i had one of the most SHOCKING exchanges I have ever had in the history of exchanges.
Edwin: My dad doesn’t realize how bad the economy is. He thinks it’s great. Me: That’s crazy. Edwin: I had to remind him that his two daughter’s almost lost their jobs. Me: Exactly! Edwin: And then reminded him I lost my job.
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The Job I Created
Yesterday, out of being bored and a surprise…I created my own cleaning business. I already have three people who are interested. This is very exciting…I’m just extremely afraid of failure. I don’t like failure (not that anyone does). I don’t like the idea that I can be fired…but I like the idea of being my own boss.
But, at least I have the chance to make money...
Geeker Joy part 2
I now have the Wicked Soundtrack in GERMAN! YAY!!!
Geeker Joy!
I now have…The Wicked Soundtrack….in Japanese! YAY!!!!
Dateline here I come!
I swear my neighbor is a serial killer. People always go into the house and NEVER come out. I am home usually 24/7. You know this because…well you just do. I wish I could be like Jessica Fletcher and get into the house and look around. However, this isn’t TV and this is real life (?). I have seen a woman go into the house and the bitch never left. She is probably on his front lawn...
Things....that should be said
*After kicking her chair LIGHTLY by accident trying to move my legs in the small ass space that is the seats at Chrysler hall*
Girl: Could you please stop kicking my chair. Me: Kicking would imply more than once.
*kicks again*
Me: Yes, I will stop kicking your chair.
That would have been said if I wasn’t a gigantic pussy who wanted to hear “Loathing.” How poetic that song was...
Actual convo
I had to listen to this while in line at the DMV Today
Girl (to her dad): I just got rid of breakfast Me:………. Girl: I had to tell Jay not to look behind the car because I projectiled Vomited. Me:……………… Dad: Maybe you caught what your sister had. Girl: I shouldn’t have had that coke. Me: *making a face* Girl: There were so many chunks of...
NEVER
I have never paid for a BJ in my life (lord knows because I have gotten a lot) but today I paid $344 at BJs. That store is AWESOME! I want to buy everything!! This also could be because I was high as a kite…but still.
I think the greatest moment is when I stopped a woman and scared her in the store.
Me: Where did you get your Wicked Umbrella? Her: Oh I saw Wicked last night. Me: OHHH!!!...
Bad Karama 2
Knowing that the gift Roomie wrapped for boyfriend in pee soaked wrapping paper…then laughing when roomie knows it is too but doesn’t care.
KARMA BAD
Karma is going to kill me for me not telling the roomie a couple of things!
1. RIley peed on a pair of his shoes.
2. Roomie is wearing the shoes out to a club.
3. Shoes actually belong to Roomie’s drug stealing boyfriend.
CLEANING
I had my first defeat in cleaning and it wasn’t my fault. I met a person who hordes so much useless crap. They don’t realize that there are these things called stores. In these STORES they have new ziplock bags and new ketchup. It’s not needed to horde the various sauces you get from fast food places and you don’t need EVERY gift bag in the world.
I have never seen had to...
Party Time...
I spent a record time of 1 hour at a party…a record because I always stay later at a party than I plan too.
It seems that in our “old” age, Christian and I have become very anti-social. So Anti-social in fact that we had to have a talk about “friends” on the way home.
This party was fine enough, but mostly we spent the time talking to this nice but extremely...
April 2009
4 posts
You know....
you don’t have a life when you’re watching 27 dresses and remembering every episode of ROSWELL!
*SIGH* I have a house…I love the house..now to just have friends to go with it. Yeah…right.
The realization that I have become JOHN is hard to face and now I feel bad for him. I always avoid him because he’s too clingy and he’s not…mentally ok. Am I John?...
March 2009
40 posts
The new age
Is it wise to quit your job through email?
*SIGH*
This birthday sucks!!!
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Of Course I fucking jinx myself. Just when I am happy everything is going right…just everything goes wrong. Why can’t the universe ever accept me being happy. I did so much work and I feel like I am going 10,000 steps back.
The worst part…I feel alone. Angry and alone and that sucks…because i’m starting to show it.
GRRRRR
People are so fucking needlessly dramatic!!!
Abandoned
The universe spelled my name wrong. *SIGH*
Warming planet - check. Species on brink of extinction - check. Ice caps melting - check. Economies in chaos - check. Sean Gukderskeeve “in the house” - the one and only.
Grab a seat. We’re about to witness the most exciting comeback in history.
How do you always get these leading roles? The Universe
The cure for Vultures? →
*SIGH*
I missed the first half hour…but I cried…a lot. It ended EXACTLY the way I knew it would since I watched the first miniseries. It made sense, but the last half hour did drag a lot.
Running
So my feet are destroyed. That’s the last time i trust Mother Nature and run 5 miles to test the waters about doing the 8k on Saturday morning. I did fine the first 2.2 miles and was love everything. It was the way back that was murder.
The wind from the ocean was blowing at me, giving my face a nice scrubbing of sand and most likely other materials from the sand that are not to be...
TRUTH
I am so fucking hot! People should want me! I put it on the internet…that means it’s true!
